Parasitic Tenhead Vampire

A Parasitic Tenhead Vampire is self explanatory. But it is a Parasite which has a huge head is classified as a Vampire in the sense they suck you dry for everything you have to offer. In Samoa we call this a Dawn. This name was given since the suspicious parasite would likely appear after Dawn.
Did you see that? No what is it, that family had a Dawn! Oh no, I hope they get help! Yeah that Parasitic Tenhead Vampire needs to burn!
by iessuchiha and likes anime August 02, 2022
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vampire gamer

Pros: Gamer of the night, extremely charming.

Cons: Kills relationships, sleeps during the day
1: I can’t stop staying up all night and playing video games.

2: I love you but if you keep this up you’ll be a forever vampire gamer
by The Shady Tree June 09, 2019
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Ghetto Vampire

Someone who is emo, but also has bright colored hair.
“Bro I just saw this girl with bright pink hair in the hallway!”
“I but she was a Ghetto Vampire.”
by Charlie The Moth Man May 25, 2023
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vampire garage sale

When your partner is having their period
Jenny is having a vampire garage sale this week, stay clear.
by Alavello February 28, 2014
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vampiric essence

some purple magic that is shot out of a gay vampire's eyes
pov: vampiric essence
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👁️🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
by Alexzaf May 09, 2023
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Vietnamese Vampire

A Vietnamese Vampire is when you give oral sex to a menstruating woman and drink the blood.
"Bro did you hear about Jimmy and Susie?"

"Nah what happened?"
"Well I heard that Jimmy Vietnamese Vampired Susie after that party last week."
by $horty Guapo August 18, 2019
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Vampire Dad

A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird
Jimmy: WOAH! IS THAT VAMPIRE DAD?!
Timmy: OMG!! IT IS!!!!
by Vampire Son's Friend February 01, 2022
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