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Vaginal Waterboarding

When a woman who squirts sits on your face, and orgasms thereby nearly drowning her partner.
I went down on a girl last night, and when she squirted in my mouth, she nearly killed me with her "Vaginal Waterboarding"
by Yodas Dong November 28, 2021
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vaginal turd

A piece of shit that came out of a vagina. (person)
by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025
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Happy day of Vaginal exit

The more lewd and horny fun way to say "Happy birthday", best to be used for people who are comfortable around lewd and horny or straight up enjoy it publicly.
Person 1: Hey I heard it's your birthday today?

Person 2: Yeah!

Person 1: Well Happy day of vaginal exit, hope you have a wonderful day

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: Just a lewd and horny way to say happy birthday!
by Zesilina Newborn May 6, 2021
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Vaginal Verbal Discharge

Vaginal Verbal Discharge or VVD is the innate need for certain females of the human species to have the absolute last word regardless of how insignificant the underlying conversation is.
MaryAnne suffers from an incurable case of Vaginal Verbal Discharge.
by The REAL Awful Knawful January 29, 2021
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Vaginitis Battyee

An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior competitor and fear of the pussy whip.
Dane told his friends that he could not come out tonight because he had to do his washing. At this point there was two loud pops and a sudden rush of moistness in his underderps. He had indeed come down with the dreaded Vaginitis Battyee Disease.
by Hman April 18, 2008
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Vaginal Vanguard

Someone who conquers pussies all over the land, much like nazi germany did
"Today i crossed paths with the Vaginal Vanguard. All women in that room left without their virginity"
by Dr sylvester stalin July 8, 2018
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Vaginal grievous bodily harm

When someone gets hit in her vag so hard she has to go to the hospital
by yrgh October 5, 2025
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