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VAG

From the late 1970s to 1992, the acronym V.A.G was used by Volkswagen AG for group-wide activities, such as distribution and leasing. Whilst there was no official meaning given for the V.A.G acronym, it was ascribed different meanings in different locations - in Germany Volkswagen Audi Gesellschaft was assumed, whilst in the United Kingdom, Volkswagen Audi Group was used on official communications.
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by ZULUBRAZIL March 7, 2010
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Vag Glass

When someone’s significant other hides small shards of glass in her vagina, then adding them to his meals over time. The idea is that, eventually, he succumbs to mysterious internal injuries, and she gets away with murder—all while maintaining her innocence as the world's most devoted cook. It's like the ultimate slow-cooker recipe… with a dash of horror.
She mastered the art of vag glass—serving up dinner with a side of vengeance, one tiny shard at a time.
by CristinBurnsInHell August 13, 2024
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Vino Vag

Like whiskey dick but for the ladies; when a woman is unable to sexually perform and/or unable to climax after a night of drinking
Don’t beat yourself up, bruh… she just had vino vag
by Buttcrumbsarereal June 12, 2025
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coco vag

when a girl eats dark chocolate in excessive amounts and her vag aquires a chocolatey taste
that girl had a coco vag, it was great
by dr greg December 16, 2008
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vag

@orbitolivia - i love vag
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by @loonathefanpage June 23, 2019
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Haroon Vag

Anyone who has been dicked down by haroon nems. Will make a woman's twat smell worse than vag cig by ten fold. Usually will take around 15-20 years for the body to breakdown the components of haroon vag which by the time that happens, the woman will have turned into a dirty nasty cougar kunt bitch.
G Ev: Damn you seen that girl standing over there? Im trying to diddle her

Yu nems: Dude that girl has Haroon Vag, you can smell that shit from a mile away. STAY AWAY!

G Ev: I dont give af. Im still smashin that

Yu nems: Dude thats fuckin gross, get the fuck out of my car
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 23, 2022
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Vag

« Vag , I don’t really want to go there »
by Colol September 8, 2018
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