Aspartame Uncle

A lightweight sugar daddy. Similar in connotation to simp; a man who provides material resources to a woman in order to become indispensable... just without having a lot of material resources in the first place.

Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."

by htheorem May 17, 2021

Uncle Devin

The man who ate all your lunch but your totally ok with it. (Related to Bob Saget) This man also runs his very own show.

Man I love Uncle Devin

by Jonathan Timblin June 03, 2020

uncle bunk

A small chubby red headed person who works in an office

That kid Sean is being a uncle bunk

by Nickjayallday February 16, 2018

Uncle Eric

A super chill old man who is wise and cool at the same time

Wow he is such a uncle Eric

by Corianis February 12, 2021

uncle bernard

the man with a sex face and big penis. loves to sex AMOUG. cum all over my ass.

sexer: omg uncle bernard is here
AMOUG: omg!! uncle bernard??
uncle bernard: we will sex big cock.

by bakaslutbussylicker May 02, 2021

Uncle Carlos

When your parents get divorced but then your Mom (or Dad) dates a Latino lover who's sexuality spills over into all bedrooms of the house. When you wake up he says "Shhh papi it's no gay, i teach"

My childhood was kinda boring until my parents got divorced and Uncle Carlos moved in.

by The Deku Tree October 12, 2018

uncle horse

big cock in my mouth
horse uncle

big dick "20 in

i put my uncle horse in you

by DeluxeChopStick November 13, 2016