Sneaky Snake

Someone who can get away with anything and it’s very slippery

“damn mark stole my hair elastic what a sneaky snake”

by Sneaky snake101 November 16, 2017

Snake language

The language that is only spoken by Selenators and Beliebers who hate on The Weeknd

Belieber/Selenators: The Weeknd is ugly and his music is trash

XO: I'm sorry but I cannot understand what you're saying because you are speaking a language called snake language

by TheXODame February 20, 2017

snake break

The act of breaking one's male reproductive organ.

Dae Dae: Damn B! You was givin me that bomb head but just hit me with that snake break!

by Thirsty-Mah April 4, 2017

blanket snake

Morning wood covered by ones blanket.

What's that moving under the blanket?

Oh, it's just my blanket snake.

by Sensual Ninja October 22, 2015

snake whisperer

A girl who’s pussy is glorious to put your dick inside or good at blowjobs and handjobs.

The girl last night was a snake whisperer!

by Bangabangadoodoo November 26, 2017

Torpedo Snake

Torpedo snake; When u gotta go to the bathroom really bad.
Instead of saying "Excuse me sir, may I use toilet?"
You would say "Move bitch, I got a fucking torpedo snake!!"

(Family gathered for dinner sitting around a table)
Jim:"Mum, may I use bathroom please?"
Mum:"For fucks sake, Jim. This will be your second time!"
Jim:"Excuse me for having a torpedo snake!"
Mum:"Well atleast if you unload some shit you can finally fit through to kitchen door without being mashed. U fucking fat piece of shit."
Jim:" Damn mum, Maybe you have a torpedo snake too?"

by MrWatermelon July 12, 2016

Dead snakes

Used to describe a generally undesirable and/or unfortunate scenario or event.

Person 1: Dude, I just found that I have leukemia!
Person 2: Wow that's pretty dead snakes for you

by megawalrus November 7, 2012