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Alabama wind tunnel

The act of scissoring buttholes together, one partner farts, the other partner sucks it in.
I invited my cousin Jenny over and we scissored for the first time. She came too fast so I clinched my butthole against hers and farted. To my surprise, she rectally inhaled.

We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.
by Wanna bang44 December 9, 2024
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Meerkats in the wind

A group of boys who simultaneously turn their heads at the sound of a loud exhaust. Seen in groups of six these meerkats divert their attention from Clash Royale to Cars instead.
"We're like meerkats in the wind the way we look at that VL turbo" - Logan Martin
by Village Chief August 19, 2025
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wind dick

The term used when you gut wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car
I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick when he went to the beach last year
by Dick pickle May 26, 2018
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winds picking up

Strong urge to go to the pub is coming on
Geez the winds picking up, we’ll get blown to the pub in a minute
by PezLad70 March 16, 2023
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The Wind

In ultimate frisbee, what the wind is what is responsible for every bad throw and every bad catch you ever make
Bob: That was a horrible throw!
Jeff: It was the wind's fault
Bob: There is no wind
Jeff: It was still the wind's fault
by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023
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winded hyena

a sexual act involving several Jewish men (usually connect via Craigslist) and a bowling alley that typically results in a mess.
“Hey did you hear about Sally? She totally got the Winded Hyena for her birthday.”
by NAMSARK July 22, 2019
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Mystery-wind

The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.
1. Yes! I've been looking forward to this Mystery-wind all day!

2. Bob- Come on! Let's take the subway!
Jim- What's wrong with you, man? The store's just around the corner.
Bob- I just want a dose of Mystery-wind.
by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake September 16, 2008
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