Sweating like a marine about to do a math test

Sweating profusely either because of extreme heat, exercise or your under the pump (stressed to the eye balls).

Origins: Chris Mitchell, New Zealand Army (Rtd), proud to have served with many fine US Marines.

Fuck that was hard, I'm sweating like a marine about to do a math test.

by We are that RC brothers December 30, 2019

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.

"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008

Sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance

When a person sweats profusely due to the overexertion of a physical activity.

Dan : "Hey Abbie, how's the workout going?"
Abbie : "Yeah, really great thanks. I'm sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance!"
Dan : "Good work, you won't be a fat fucker for much longer!"

by scooner March 21, 2018

sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter

sweating profusely

fuck it's hot! i'm sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter!

by mattymayi October 14, 2008

"N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship

Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.

by Kxzzs October 19, 2023

Corn Sweats

When you sweat so much, you feel like you must be affecting the humidity in the general area
(Much like moisture from corn sweating cns increase the humidity and temperature)

Wooo Weee! It's so hot, I've got the corn sweats!

by Makenatlaugh July 22, 2025

Vinegar sweat box

When you turn up the heat in the middle of a hot summer day at your home, lay down a tarp in your living room or other open space, and fog up the windows with that special lady.

Jim: Hey, what did you get into last night ?

John: Me and that girl Jennifer did a vinegar sweat box at the house. Got real hot and steamy.

by OGmud August 26, 2023