Stanley Steamer

An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.

My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.

by W. T. Johnston August 14, 2017

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Get the Stanley Steamermug.

fenway steamer

When a New York Yankees fan buys the Souvenir Red Sox popcorn helmet at Fenway Park , finishes the popcorn, takes a shit in the Red Sox helmet , and slams the shit filled helmet on the piece of shit Red Sox fan in front of him. The Yankees win! Thaaaaaaaaa Yankees WIN!

If you get the popcorn souvenir helmet , you have to give the Fenway Steamer when you’re done.

by MackleDeeslong August 13, 2022

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Get the fenway steamermug.

Davenport Steamer

Verb - The act of smashing out someone's windshield then squatting and taking a shit on their dashboard. This probably originated in Davenport, IA where people do this all the time.

That fucker cut me off, so I followed him to the restaurant and did a Davenport Steamer on his new ride. Imagine the look on his face when he comes out of the restaurant with his girl and sees his windshield smashed out and a fresh shit loaf on his dashboard!

by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021

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