A stupid granny slut who likes to get fucked multiple times by lesbian girls that stick large objects in their vaginas
by bushybeater7 August 21, 2016
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Fat bitch Proudtrucky Keirsten, from Pensultucky, FL, sure does like to put her daughter's poop into her queef oven. She calls that mesquite.
by Jaunty Diggles June 7, 2021
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I met her in the club, then I said wassup, I took her to the crib, and you know I fucked, Yeah I Queef it and Leef it.
by Uffda daddy December 19, 2018
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by QueefLord April 19, 2016
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Yo I did a little queef and relief with Athena last night, that was some real multitasking, but my bathroom kind of a mess.
by q&r June 5, 2021
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by Spider queef December 20, 2021
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by UwUferby June 22, 2021
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