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moose ha

Phrase often said when bordom calls upon we. Used only with strong energy through vocals. Victims often think you are trying to ingest their ear lobe when being executed.
You can walk up to one of your friends for absolutely no reason (preferably when it is quiet in the room or area) and say the phrase "moose ha" in the ear while showing a little bit of aggression.
by shniz August 12, 2004
mugGet the moose hamug.

moose shot

this is when you stroll into the woods and find a moose, you then aggresivly masturbate and jizz in the mooses eye. it is then unable to see and you then you use the mooses horns as a dildo
"hey guys wanna go out and scoring moose shots"
by mickeyb roll October 7, 2011
mugGet the moose shotmug.

loose moose caboose

When a man's asshole is so blown out from anal sex, that his sphinctor stops to work and he diahreas every time he shits.
Adam-Dude after I got rammed by that donkey boner I have a loose moose caboose!
Nolan-aww man mines been ripped up for years, do you have any diapers yet?
by Adam Shuford January 17, 2008
mugGet the loose moose caboosemug.

Hung Like A Moose

When one has a large penis.
Kumar: Hey, just cuase your hung like a moose doesnt mean ya gotta do porn!
Interviewer: ...?
by big man matt February 5, 2007
mugGet the Hung Like A Moosemug.

Moose soup

When you take a moose call and use it to pour soup into your partners ass and while making antlers with your hands behind their head, fuck them in the ass while “Son of a bitch!” and “You’re doing good!!!”
I took this girl home from the bar and gave her the moose soup
by Sagybagy May 15, 2018
mugGet the Moose soupmug.

Moose sperm on the steam

When plastic donkey shower is in Albuquerque and hurts rebus with mooseram and frank comes out and eats all the taco time
Oh no your such a moose sperm on the steam
by Tony the cat April 20, 2022
mugGet the Moose sperm on the steammug.

like a moose in a hurricane

A phrase commonly used on the west coast to describe a crazy or supernatural event
Damn bro.. that was just like a moose in a hurricane
by I make words123 October 15, 2020
mugGet the like a moose in a hurricanemug.

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