The Bag Man

A friend that you only see at the bars that always has bag on him. He doesn’t have a consistent source of income and you are unsure how he acquired the money for said bag.

Friend 1: I heard you had a long night last night huh?
Friend 2: Yea man, I ran into The Bag Man, i was up all night.

The Bag Man by the leather man March 11, 2026

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The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass

Something you say when your luck finally starts to pick up, at least temporarily

*Tourettes guy keeps trying to unscrew a screw , but keeps failing. The screw finally starts to loosen a few minutes later*

"Oooohhh yeah. The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass! Ohhhh yeahhhh!"

The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass by Larusin1998 April 8, 2026

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the tall man

The tall man is well..a tall man,that shits in your toilet it clog it and doesn’t wipe his ass..and then he wipes his ass after with you pillow on the warm sideee

Friend: hey..what’s that brown streak on your pillow?
Me: oh..the tall man visited me again

the tall man by Hahaha3628 May 25, 2026

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The Acid Man

Folkloric character from Greenfield, Massachusetts with "toothpick legs and a watermelon body" that feeds the youth liquid LSD from his magic golden spoon.

Do you know the acid man?

The Acid Man by meatfool July 4, 2026