bleeding flu

1.when a female is on her period and is hanging with friends and the friend gets their period the next day.
"god dammit Kelly, you gave me the bleeding flu!!!!"
"it wasn't my fault Barbara."

"fucking Kelly."
by big things small things March 14, 2018
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Table-flu

Being A decent Human being rather than excusing your friends behavior and racist/ableist statements.
Andrew: Wow,Sangwoo caught the table-flu
Sangwoo: Its called being Respectful you Nut-Sack.
by Spucyweebsdiscordslander May 13, 2021
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Flu Flammer

Follow-up phrase used to end a mighty roast.
You smell like hot dog water, flu flammered!
by LiveNowDieLater July 20, 2022
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Penis Flu

Combination of , semen , feces, and snot like a textured stomach, chunky, potent, pungent, smelling like substance that irrupt out of the volcano, like penis shaft , causing the penis, head to hang open. It is caused from anal, anal, anal sex usually it during German potato salad night and buck fucking after dinner or taco night pack in the tip of the penis with sauerkraut and digested potato salad material from the rectum from the animal plans remain soft and throw up every half an hour until all the sauerkraut is thrown up out of the penis May be used on hot dogs .
I’m doing a welfare check at the house hold of Rick and Cheryl I noticed that Ricks penis look like a volcano and it was vomiting from the tip, all over in the room with sauerkraut .. the penis flu Cheryl yelled he has the penis flu
by FkErrrrBODY13 June 05, 2023
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mexi-flu

He had the mexi-flu. He was very sick. And he was alone.
by Ninja-katten May 05, 2009
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aguado flu

Terrible explosion of diarrhea and puke that continues until you are too weak to wish for death’s sweet release.
I can not get the Aguado flu right now!
The Aguado flu had me coming out of both ends!
by Neffajawea April 17, 2021
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Moosehead Flu

A colloquial term originating from Canadian high schools, “Moosehead flu” refers to the phenomenon where students, particularly females, gain weight over the course of their high school years. This is attributed to the early consumption of Moosehead, a cheap beer popular among Canadian youths, combined with a lack of physical activity. The term underscores a noticeable change in physical appearance from freshman to senior year, often discussed among male students.
“Look at the senior girls, they’ve really caught the Moosehead flu since freshman year.”
by Canadian kid living in the US January 04, 2024
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