Stoney Face

The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.
Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.
by Tortellini friendship May 21, 2011
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cooch face

A person who contracts facial, pus filled explosions around the area known as the oral epidermis, from cunnilingus.
My brother once contracted Cooch face from a Jolie and a 23yr. old skank.
by trickybum March 25, 2011
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gawker face

The look a person gets on their face while staring at someone intently, sometimes because they think they might recognize them but aren't sure who it is.

If the two parties do not know each other, gawker face can be mistaken for creeper face
Chelsea had some serious gawker face when she thought she saw Josh while driving through town.
by nash_money September 15, 2011
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plaster face

The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.
-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"
by HH8 November 24, 2010
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turkey faced

To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.
yo, that guy is totally turkey faced
by cmj14221 February 12, 2008
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Ganja face

The kind of face that will make you look again.
Or
Some one who has a addictive face. Makes u wanna always look at them
Sreeveetha has a ganja face, every time I look at her, feel like want to look again and again.

Oh man, that girl has a ganja face, I always wanna look at that addictive face.
by Preetha :) March 05, 2011
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Lovely Faces

A person's face that is appealing to look at.
Wow.. Olivia over there really has a lovely face.

Jordan and Ali are two girls that do not have lovely faces!
by noonebythenameofolivia February 10, 2011
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