Cannon Basketball

When you stick a ball in your partner's ass and you wait for her to pop the ball out
I gave my partner the cannon basketball and she loved it
by The doctors fuck buddy January 14, 2021
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Afro Cannon

Someone who can grow a really amazing afro that makes everyone jealous.

It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.

An intimidating plumage
"That person is an Afro cannon"

"Can that hair get any bigger?"

"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"
by Swiftyoldboy June 14, 2024
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Queef Cannon

When you punch a girl hard enough in the uterus thar she indefinitely won’t stop queefing
“Hey Matthew heard you hit the queef cannon on that slut last night”

“Hell yeah that shit wouldn’t stop!”
by Grabeast69 June 30, 2021
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Flesh Cannon

When you specifically put a quarter into your foreskin and sneezereally hard, shooting it out.
by Chlamydia228 April 02, 2018
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Chloe Cannon

The girl who has broken up multiple different relationships. Many people fall victim to the wrath of Chloe’s ability to coerce their boyfriends or even her best friends ex boyfriend.
“what happened?!”
chloe cannon homewrecked 7 relationships so far!”
by i love killing dogs October 17, 2022
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Cannon Cleanse

can·non cleanse
kanən/ /klenz/

The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.
Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.
by The accommodator August 19, 2019
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