Toilet Paper

A package of Charmin's Ultra Soft that people are on a rampage and are battling for during the Coronavirus

"time to go to the store to buy some Toilet Paper,"

by Altirix March 21, 2020

Toilet Restaurant

A real life restaurant that can be found in Japan, its full name is "Modern Toilet" in this restaurant you sit on toilets and eat from toilet tubs.
Another proof of what crazy things the Japanese can think of.

Yesterday I had a good bowl of Ramen from that toilet restaurant, unfortunately I forgot the full name for the place.

by Biohaza Master July 24, 2010

toilet slapper

When you take a big shit and the poop makes a distinct slapping sound on the back of the toilet bowl.

Man I just took a huge shit and it was such a toilet slapper it echoed in the stall!

by Jkrider4x4 March 14, 2023

Toilet Witch

(Noun) A girl that will only have sex with you in a bathroom

Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.

by Ed O'Malley November 26, 2021

toilet lifter

1. A gut wrenching poo in which one accidentally pulls up the toilet.
2. A violent vomiting episode which results in one pulling the porcelain throne loose off its bolts.

1. I shit so hard - it was a toilet lifter.
2. Sorry dude, I let those chili cheese nachos loose in your bathroom - I never puked so hard, it was a real toilet lifter.

by Jboy69 June 23, 2017

Toilet bomber

When a person plugs toilets due to the abundant use of toilet paper.

Jim was known as the toilet bomber by every hotel he stayed at in Asia.

by Pmdono July 23, 2016

Toilet Bashing

To engage in anal sex.

Honey, its our 5th anniversary today, can we sneak in a little toilet bashing? I love you Pookie Bear.

by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010