no please really help me I'm being keep in L1026, 36419 Geisa, Deutschland help
help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement
by XX_Adolf_XX November 12, 2020
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Teachered

verb. The past tense of teaching something.

See taught.
Most kids in China don't have a secure attachment to their parents because their parents have "teachered" them to be independent and not rely on them.
taught
by Mama' Sq'rrel October 18, 2012
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Teacher’s Ass Kisser

Mostly like a teacher’s pet but 1000% times worse.

A Teacher’s Ass Kisser (TSA) will act like the teacher in hope of getting good grades.
Principle: Stundents we have a new teacher.
Teacher: Hey Gu..
TSA: Hey sir I am Todd and I can’t wait to finally get to know you, you see there are some ......

Whisper
Kid 1: Jesus Todd is a teacher’s ass kisser
Kid 2 I know right.
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grilling the teacher

Leaving class early and when stopped by the professor you proceed to place your testicles on the professors forhead while farting into their mouth. (Preferably done to a female professor)
Bobby tried to leave class early, when stopped by his professor he turned around and started grilling the teacher.
by Bobby Greencoat January 18, 2017
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the teachers internet

The absolute worst kind of internet it always lags them out for no reason and they can never fix it
Teacher: lags out
Student 1: yep that's the teachers internet
Student 2:yep
by Lol I'm smat October 16, 2020
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Home Ec teachers

This means an ugly, dried up , minging , fat and disgusting little bitch.

Also known as a land whale, pile of shit and a pedo.
They’re commonly known for getting girls to strip during class(and screaming when they don’t), yelling at you for another students mistake and for crying if another teacher gets involved.
“Ew what’s that nasty smell”
“oh that’s just the Home Ec Teacher”

“What’s that pile of shit doing in the corner”

“That’s actually just the Home Ec teacher”

“Who do we feel bad for? The Home Ec teachers son.”
by emo_scientist November 08, 2022
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Teacher Finesse Day

occurs every February 24th. lie to all your teachers about assignments or work.

side note: always may work on your parents!
Alex: “Yo! We can lie to all our teachers today!”
Mark: “Why?”
Alex: “ITS Teacher Finesse Day!”
by Kittens Are So Adorable February 24, 2021
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