Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.
Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
by Dankness at its finest July 9, 2017
Get the don't let me get the roast on youmug. An incredibly accurate, culinary description of what the average African American woman's vagina looks like suffering from a yeast infection while on her period. Her vagina's dank and musty, dark purple meat flaps are almost indistinguishable from Arby's delicious sliced ROAST BEEF and oozing from them like Arby's yummy warm CHEDDAR cheese sauce is the untreated slop of rancid chunky bacterial discharge churned together with dark brown coagulating menstrual flow...which is of course Arby's amazing RED RANCH sauce!
If Michelle Obama had a vagina and could have a heavy period and get yeast infections then his Vagina would look like a roast beef and cheddar with extra red ranch. But she's a dude so....ya.
by D3ATHW15H December 23, 2022
Get the Roast Beef and Cheddar with extra Red Ranchmug. A term used to describe when two police vehicles use their push bumpers on both the front and rear end of suspect's vehicle, boxing it in.
Hey officer, you should have split roasted that suspect's vehicle at the Circle K. Yeah, split roasting is a great tactic.
by Buzz Armstrong April 4, 2025
Get the Split Roastingmug. When you do a keg stand while simultaneously butt-chugging another drink most likely through a well placed beer bong.
by OnyxGhost July 27, 2024
Get the Dionysian Spit Roastmug. by DamnedB March 23, 2016
Get the silent roastingmug. A sexual practice whereby two men service a woman at the same time, from different ends,while also each having a woman eating their assholes at the same time of the spit roast.
Faustie and Rob are lucky to have spit roast cobb salad toss’d dushku , jovovich and elizabeth last show
by RobJeremy June 6, 2022
Get the spit roast cobb salad tossmug. the act of two or more people getting together to watch netflix and proceeding to jokingly make fun of ('roast') themselves or others.
jack and flame wanted to have an entertaining evening with some laughs, so they decided to have a netflix and roast session.
by Oxford Dictionary 3rd Edition April 27, 2021
Get the Netflix and Roastmug.