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don't let me get the roast on you

Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.
Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
by Dankness at its finest July 9, 2017
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An incredibly accurate, culinary description of what the average African American woman's vagina looks like suffering from a yeast infection while on her period. Her vagina's dank and musty, dark purple meat flaps are almost indistinguishable from Arby's delicious sliced ROAST BEEF and oozing from them like Arby's yummy warm CHEDDAR cheese sauce is the untreated slop of rancid chunky bacterial discharge churned together with dark brown coagulating menstrual flow...which is of course Arby's amazing RED RANCH sauce!
If Michelle Obama had a vagina and could have a heavy period and get yeast infections then his Vagina would look like a roast beef and cheddar with extra red ranch. But she's a dude so....ya.
by D3ATHW15H December 23, 2022
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roasted hands

When your giving a guy a hand job, and he screaming and moaning because of your hands technique.
"That girl gave me the best roasted hands"
by Oooo killem August 21, 2017
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Roast Chicken

When a beer pong player doesn’t sink a cup, they must sit naked on the beer pong table and the other players biff balls at them.
Sam didn’t sink a cup during the last game so he had to do a roast chicken.
by Hary Gofman January 30, 2022
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Roasted haunch

The most tastiest thing in Conan exiles you’ll ever eat
“Hey pass the salt for the roasted haunch.”
by Meatballism July 8, 2023
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Let the roast burn!

To throw caution to the wind. IDGAF for respectable and/or moms of the boomer era and beyond. A flashback to the days of the mother as the homemaker and sole keeper of the kitchen. Not necessarily dangerous and not always a mom, an act just a bit out of character for any cautious person.
Joan asked Doris if she was sure she could drive after having those fortified cocktails, to which she responded, "meh, let the roast burn!"

"We told them we'd be back by 5."
"But we have two more thrift stores to hit."
"Ah, let the roast burn!"
by the Momur November 14, 2019
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Roasted vagina

by Roasted vagina July 5, 2019
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