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Minge Mucus

Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.
Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”

Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...
by SourceConsciousness December 8, 2019
mugGet the Minge Mucusmug.

Minging bins

Rank smelling, nostril burning rubbish, often carefully manufactured by Mary and Jennie. But strangely, never taken care of.
Adam: Mate, what's that awful smell?
Bobby: Aah, I'm sorry mate, my flatmates were cooking last Thursday.
Adam: ew minging bins! Let's just pop out to Wicked Willys?
Bobby: Right on!
by Bobby Axelrod October 17, 2022
mugGet the Minging binsmug.

Ming ming

Steve you are a such a ming ming why did you snitch on the teacher that i vape in class
by boogabooga69 January 20, 2021
mugGet the Ming mingmug.

Minge

A word used for vagina in England, usually in the more common places, the less sophisticated areas.
"Mate, her minge was so tight!"
by hafronboy February 19, 2018
mugGet the Mingemug.

Minge Wetter

Minge Wetter
mɪn(d)ʒ/Wetter
noun
1.
Something that has a tendency to excite the ladies in the genital area.
"Corrr, the Mrs got me a nice bottle of Joe Malone aftershave for xmas, it's a right minge wetter"
by mingewetter September 27, 2018
mugGet the Minge Wettermug.

Ming

To be a Ching Chong Badminton player wannabe.
Jon Tan Xiao Ming
by God of sex and baby carrot August 21, 2018
mugGet the Mingmug.

Ming Kang

This guy is looking dapper, such a Ming Kang lad.
by Funkylookingman November 22, 2021
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