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hannah knoop

A RUDE PERSON WHO LETS HER DOG ATTACK HER BEST FRIEND
Hannah Knoop watching Zac Effron

BFF getting attacked my dog

Hannah looks over and laughs
by TBIINICOLEIIYH February 12, 2014
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hannah mae

a person who's beautiful and caring to others, yet a taurus.
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Hannah Burns

Hannah burns is a strange person in Norwegian society.
She is mostly at Sandvika shopping center where she prefers to be called the queen of snus.
Hannah loves a party where she can indulge in alcohol, and her day is ruined if she does not have her nicotine needs covered.
Strictly speaking, Hannah is very fond of boys and many think she has had a little too much fun. So she is a so-called victim of bullying.
by doktorgrusom March 17, 2022
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hannah montana

An obnoxious 15-year-old girl who claims that she's a rock star when really all she is is a bubblegum pop star that will eventually be burned down just like the rest of the Disney Channel stars.

Can you name one Disney Channel girl star that has been mega famous and HASN'T ended up like a total trainwreck? (some that have are: Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Jamie-Lynn Spears, etc.)

Can't act, sing or make jokes for her life.
The laughter tape stays on for WAYYY too long on that show.

Also known as the idiotic Miley Cyrus.
Because her parents are so witty and smart as to name her after a smile. Now we must all bow down to them. *rolls eyes*
Disney wants to milk her for what she's worth, this includes selling Hannah Montana wigs so every little girl can feel 'special', Hannah Montana karaoke machines so that every little girl can be trained to produce the shitty tunes the stupid singer carries out, etc.

Nickames: Hannah Montanal, Miley Walrus, Miley Virus
Hannah Montana: Hey y'all. I done and got mahself a reeaall career as an amazingg actress und singaar. o doiii. I'm so sneakeh, nobodiee knows that I am Miley Cyrus. Heheeehe. Oh Em Gee, I have the best liifeh. Let's sing and brag to the world :D hyuk hyuk!

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by POLINA-RAWR April 14, 2008
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Hannah Montana

An abomination of a show which airs on the Disney Channel. The actors cannot act, their skills are enough to make a toddler suicidal. The painfully obvious fake accents will eat anyone's soul, there has never been such terrible imitations of a hick accents. It has your typical, cliche heart-warming messages which cannot apply to reality.

The star of the show is a girl "just like you!" who somehow manages getting a proper education while being a super star mainting a secret identity at the same time. For some inexplicable reason, she puts on a wig and suddenly no one can recognize her. Her songs suck, and are generic, they're only about her and how awesome her life is compared to everyone else's.

Beware the laugh track. It doesn't stop playing.

I would say, "Fear not, this is just another Disney fad and will soon fade away like all the others." but unfortunately there will be more.
Hannah Montana: "I HAVE THE BEEEST OF BOTH WORLDSSSSSSS." (unlike you, bitches)
Girl: omg mahbeh if i bcum slut i can b gud.
Girl 2: lyf sux i don hav best of both wurlds i do world favur and die now. :(
by Jessica Barker March 31, 2008
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Hannah Montana

A disney tv show name that sounds like a sex position.
Last night my girlfriend did the Hannah Montana! It was so hot! - David
by Davi-Wavi January 14, 2008
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Hannah Montana

1. An extremely idiotic teenager who thinks she has some sort of talent. Talent and Hannah Montana do not belong in the same sentence ules you're being sarcastic, tricking someone, or sayings she's got none.
2. Feces with a blonde wig on.
3. An insult for one with a large bottom or just an insult in general.
1. "Dude, you sing like Hannah Montana! Shut the heck up!" Mike said to his ex-.
2. "Yeah, well atleast I flush the toilet when I do a Hannah Montana!" Jane screeched back.
3. "Jane's such a big fat Hannah Montana!" Mike shreiked back.
by Wingedmushroom44 March 24, 2009
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