I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 15, 2015

Tasty Garden

Tasty Garden is the generic-ass name of a generic-ass Chinese takeout place. Alternatively, this generic-ass name can also be used as a nickname for pussy (bonus points if you use it while referring to an Asian's sausage koozie)

Guy 1: Imma get some Tasty Garden tonight.
Guy 2: Congrats, man!

Guy 1: I'm talking about takeout, not snatch.
Guy 2: I know. I just really love Chinese food.

by Anonymous900000000000000 December 15, 2016

Garden Spot High School

the girls look 18 but are 12. and they are whores most likely. the guys like dick and getting pegged. the teachers look like alcoholics and pedophiles but the janitor is chill asf.

if you want dick, go to Garden Spot High School

by Garden Spot High School July 23, 2023

till your garden

to comb through or rip out a persons pubes with you teeth while going down on them

friend 1: bro she asked me to till her garden
friend 2: you really wanna do that bro i don't like it when the pubes get stuck between my teeth
friend 1: that's why i like it, i get to floss my teeth and till her garden

friend 1: how are you gonna repay me for this
friend 2: i could till your garden for you
friend 1: i shave man no tilling necessary

by birch_soup June 3, 2024

Garden hose

Anybody that would shoot somebody over an argument about a garden hose, male or female, in law or outlaw, isn't somebody that is going to live and let live.

No matter how ugly the argument gets, anybody willing to shoot somebody over a garden hose is a little too cranky to be armed, because that is an act of lunacy.

by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021

The Gardener in Fairy Tales

A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.

Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.

by Love is destroying me slowly May 1, 2022

garden angel

When someone is too fucking stupid to spell “Guardian” correctly (even with autocorrect) and says “fuck it, good enough”. Or quite possibly failed the second grade and was pushed through the educational system as a part of “no child left behind”.

I have garden angels everywhere I go!

by Cracklized September 30, 2020