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cheeto fart

A fart that burns really bad; usually from eating hot cheetos.
Friend:Dude my fart hurt so bad!!
Me:Did you eat hot cheetos?
Friend:yea
Me:thats a cheeto fart
by Whynot26847 November 13, 2017
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Barn Fart

1). A hideous gaseous odor resembling chewed cow cud and wet feces.

2). A human emission combined of all the smells that emanate from a horse's, pig's, sheep's, donkey's, and cow's anus.

3). A tangy fart that drops anyone in an instant. Flies are born out of thin air and simultaneously drop dead from the stench.
"I was walking down the hall and this chick had a goofy grin on her face. I had no idea what was coming until it hit me. She let out the stinkiest barn fart. I immediately blacked out."
by BarnFarter June 22, 2012
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fart skimmer

A person who brown noses, one who is so close to anothers butt that he can skim the fart from the air.
Randall sure is a suck-up. What a fart skimmer.
by 1kd49sldk3 August 18, 2010
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fart booster

extreme gas coming out your ass!! often used for stepping your game up in any athletic sport
FART BOOSTER with mah michael jordan shoes on!!

DAYUMMM i just fart boosted your ass!!
by ANGIEISAW3SUM May 24, 2009
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Fart Discipline

Holding back a fart until it is appropriate to release it.
Dude, I'm meeting my girlfriends parents for the first time. They'll be serving three bean salad. This will be a difficult exercise in Fart Discipline.
by Mcl33tie April 29, 2010
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fart in a skillet

When someone is so hyper they just can not stop fidgeting.... As in a child who is an energizer bunny....
They are jumping around like a fart in a skillet!
by Leemoons August 10, 2017
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Love fart

The specific low 'parrp' or 'squelch' created when air is trapped between two sweaty naked bodies and forced to escape.

The most common area for these emissions is from between the two participants bellies as they undulate. Not to be confused with a fanny fart or common raspberry.
“Did you just guff on my balls dear?”
“Certainly not darling! ...It must have been a love fart”
by wronginthehead August 13, 2009
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