Flop

Something that fails

My company flop

by vlptt February 25, 2022

Flop chop

When the person walking behind you steps on the back of your flip flop and causes great pain between the toes

Hey !! You just flop chopped me . Stop stepping on the back of my flip flop

by Rene connors April 25, 2017

Rape Flopping

When a woman cries rape after consenting to sex.

Beware of Tessa she a rape flopping hoe.

by ROBEMAN May 10, 2018

Flop flips

A crazy form of footwear made by Geonation

Flop flips are the floppable flip and are flipping amazing

by Geonation October 30, 2021

fish flop

to fail at doing the worm dance

i remember in high school when i got mocked for doing the fish flop instead of the worm.

by Bill Chancelhuaser March 23, 2024

Flop

Australian slang for someone who's a gay cunt.

"Oi lad should I tell Jarrod to come for a mix?"
"Yeah nah bra he's a flop."

by official jab ma ba December 27, 2019

Doo-Wop Flop

The Doo-Wop Flop is a sexual maneuver in which the male places his erect "penis" through the hole of a standard 45 rpm record, preferably a highly sought after title of the doo-wop genre from the 1950's through the 60's. Coitus is then performed, with the challenge being the preservation of the records placement on the base of the "penis", along with it's structural integrity, and condition. After completion, the record is then safely removed and inspected for "damage" (fluids, surface cracks, etc.). This unorthodox performance has been described by doo-wop record collectors as a form of high-stakes gambling, in which they risk ruining their often extremely valuable, and sometimes priceless records in the process. Positive outcomes after this act is performed are often highly praised about among the community of enthusiasts and collectors, where as negative outcomes are met with sympathetic condolences for the collector's loss and misfortune of a ruined record.

Brad (a Doo-Wop Flop Extremist): Dude, last night was crazy. Jennifer and I wanted to try something new, something exhilarating, so we decided to execute the Doo-wop Flop. I used a scratched up copy of "Come Go with Me" by the Dell-Vikings. It was such an exciting challenge to keep the record on my shaft, and once I finished, I heaved her off of me and rushed over to the turntable before the playing surface crusted over, and let me tell ya, I didn't hear a single pop upon playback! ill never go back to digital noise reduction ever again.

Dennis(another Doo-Wop Flop Extremist):: Go figure! I actually frequent that maneuver. just 3 nights ago, I threw Becky off me so hard, and in my haste to platter the record, she actually jettisoned into my stereo setup, and cracked her head open. Unfortunately, she broke my turntable in about 3 pieces, therefore I was unable to get an accurate reading in terms of sound improvement. We will try it again when she is out of the ICU in 8-10 weeks.

Common variables for "The Flop" include but are not limited to:
-The record's value, rarity, and grade
-Duration and intensity of coitus
-Fluid levels
-Subsequent playback improvement or degradation

by muddyford57 September 24, 2025