Standing on top of a toilet rim with feet on both sides, spreading your buttcheeks and taking a dump from about 3 feet away making it as accurate as possible with little splash in the pool of water in your toilet.
Austin took a dump dive and it splashed all over his feet and his moms toothbrush that's on the counter before he took a shower!
by TimmyGreen February 1, 2014

<.7.9.7.6.>free us to dive further into the dilemmas that really deserve our focused effort<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>free us to dive further into the dilemmas that really deserve our focused effort<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Liam:oi mate wanna go dumpster diving?
Oliver:dumpster what?
Liam:blud just get in a bin and search for shit.
Oliver:dumpster what?
Liam:blud just get in a bin and search for shit.
by XxurbandictionairxX November 18, 2018

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by 1000Watts March 27, 2025

Man, I saw Emma doing a ukrainian swan dive last night and let me just say, the hospital visit was so worth it.
by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018
