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Minivan Complex

A seemingly uncontrollable urge to prevent minivans from overtaking another vehicle due to the amount of shame and embarrassment it would bring.
"I was driving to work today and a van had the audacity to drive faster than me! Can you believe that? I'm not gonna let some stupid soccer-mom minivan overtake me!"
"Dude, it sounds like you have a minivan complex."

"I was trying to get ahead of this slower-moving car but for some reason every time I tried he would speed up and cut me off!"
"Sounds like he had a pretty big minivan complex."
by NedFer May 25, 2023
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Question Complex

When someone is prone to asking very personal questions
"Bro, did you get that girl last night"
"No, because she seemed offended when I asked her about her clit"
"Yeah, you always did have that question complex"
by Marshall Fletcher July 12, 2019
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kangaroo complex

a desire to have a female friend (the kangaroo) who fills the role of a nurturer, or mother figure
typically comforting beta males and under
1: john always hangs out with melissa, and she seems to act protectively toward him, I wonder if he has a kangaroo complex, and likes the nurturing attention and security
by treehouse December 30, 2014
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Chiodo Complex

The undeniable fixation over being represented as the main character within a hypothetical, fiction-based scenario.
I was talking with this Italian about Transformers last night and man he has a Chiodo complex. Poor bloke thought he was a Prime, when he was an Ironhide at best.
by Boys.Gov November 20, 2019
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Napoleon complex

Showing up in a town you're not originally from looking to conquer it (whether it's done as a game or for your amusement, or some less lofty purpose) is more like a Napoleon complex than not.
He/she was saying/writing something about somebody else having a Napoleon complex and retaliation, though nobody else had brought up the subject of physical altercations but him/her (at least not yet).
by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021
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Complex Lesbian

A lesbian who searches for a deep and loving complex relationship. A Complex Lesbian will be around their crush a lot, but also study them from afar to see more of what they’re like. They take notes on personality, and try to find a girl that fits with them perfectly. Complex Lesbians are usually confident, and flirty. Once in a relationship they’re very tender and loving, and will do anything to make their partner happy. They don’t need a lot, all they need is to see their girlfriend smile.
Girl 1: when i had a crush on you, i would also take notes on what you like

Girl 2: i was clueless then, had no idea you were such a complex lesbian

Girl 1: *giggles* surprise
by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020
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Airport Complex

When you believe you are the hottest person in a setting where looks are unimportant.
When you look around the office and notice there are no hot people so you believe you are the hottest person at work is an example of airport complex.
by Xx_zer0c00l_xX April 15, 2023
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