book of face

another name for facebook

i love the book of face

by moneymiller November 16, 2010

plaster face

The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.

-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"

by HH8 November 26, 2010

face joint

A face joint is a joint that you smoke alone to your face, without sharing it. You get really high.

Hey, are you going to roll a face joint or can i get a hit??

by liltomato February 28, 2016

gawker face

The look a person gets on their face while staring at someone intently, sometimes because they think they might recognize them but aren't sure who it is.

If the two parties do not know each other, gawker face can be mistaken for creeper face

Chelsea had some serious gawker face when she thought she saw Josh while driving through town.

by nash_money September 15, 2011

face hate

A person who's face you hate so much that you are totally repulsed by them and can't seem to have a normal conversation with them. They are your best friends on email, text, and chat but once you're face to face with them you either ignore them completely or make up an excuse and get the hell out of there, after you make plans to meet up on chat later of course.

Dan: Hey, I am meeting Jason for some drinks today, you want to hang out with us?

Tom: Would love to, Jason is hilarious, but I face hate him, sorry bro.

by freedom17 November 10, 2011

face wristie

if wristie refers to the humble hand-job, a face-wristie is a wristie performed by the mouth.

by jingo! josh madden would never knock back a face wristie!

by carly_bon_bon August 10, 2010

Drunk in the Face

The feeling you get from imbibing intoxicating liquids, but not to the extend that it effects the majority of your mechanical bodily functions, but only those controlling facial muscles. Symptoms include; hotness in the face, a feeling of bloating in the facial, a redness in the complexion akin to the colour of a swollen Baboon's vagina and finally a dull throb similar to that of a turgid pubescent male cock.

Yo bitch did you get crunk last night? no, I was only drunk in the face...

by corealis March 1, 2011