Tall Fat Kid

A person that works at staples and answers the phone. Easy Tech representative

Tall fat kid? He's over there at the computer

by Tarbh March 26, 2009

tall glass of water

Some one you would consider a boner, tool or a duesche bag (for lack of more descriptive words), who is also a push-over. Someone that means absolutely nothing to you.

Oh, look at this tall glass of water!

And you think this tall glass of water is going to stop us?

by Shane Mahoney April 14, 2008

Zach Tallman

Most likely to shoot up school
Slightly sadistic

Obsession with war and Culver’s

The Zach Tallman has no chance of mating with a female

by Tallestman January 9, 2018

tall-freak

Somebody who is abnormally tall and thus freakish in nature. This type of person is usually a social outcast or has an awkward demeanor.

1.) "Did you see that dude over there?"
"Yeah, that guy had to be at least a foot taller than you"
"Man, I can't believe they allow tall-freaks in a fine establishment such as this"

2.) Stephen Merchant

by Barkus K. November 27, 2011

A-tina A-tallah

a) hater who listens to classical music at the bars, "stands out" just to do so, hyper-sensitive, controlling, and has teeth in her vag

b) straight bitch

Peter: Hey man, did you catch that hooker's number in the stall?

Ryan: Yeah!
one seven six five
four one three
nine five three three.... wait, that's my girl's number!

Peter: What a whore bro, daaammnnn...

Ryan: Oh well, c'est la vie amigo, A-tina A-tallah!

by PurduePete! June 7, 2011

tallahassee pelvic cruncher

When a man and woman are having love, they are both on there knee's doggie style facing away from each other then when they start to cum they both have diarhea on each other.

Kent gave Sally the tallahassee pelvic cruncher at my party the other day and left a real mess.

by roizilla November 19, 2007

tallahasse oatmeal surprise

When you are giving a woman anal sex from the missionary position, then punch her in the stomach hard enough to make her throw up all over her tits. Then you pull out and ejaculate all over the throw up to make a nice creamy oatmeal. Spoons not included.

After this you top the creamy goodness with her crap that's still on your penis for the surprise.

We had the greatest Tallahasse oatmeal surprise tonight since she had to crap and the topping was extra thick

by motoboat August 8, 2010