Sweating like a marine about to do a math test

Sweating profusely either because of extreme heat, exercise or your under the pump (stressed to the eye balls).

Origins: Chris Mitchell, New Zealand Army (Rtd), proud to have served with many fine US Marines.

Fuck that was hard, I'm sweating like a marine about to do a math test.

by We are that RC brothers December 31, 2019

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.

"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

by thatzhowiroll July 11, 2008

Sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance

When a person sweats profusely due to the overexertion of a physical activity.

Dan : "Hey Abbie, how's the workout going?"
Abbie : "Yeah, really great thanks. I'm sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance!"
Dan : "Good work, you won't be a fat fucker for much longer!"

by scooner March 21, 2018

sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter

sweating profusely

fuck it's hot! i'm sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter!

by mattymayi August 25, 2008

"N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship

Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.

by Kxzzs October 20, 2023

Sweat of bros

When you get a lot of bros in one place. While many people may seek to avoid this many bros, others will head straight into the maelstrom of flat-caps, khakis and Topsiders.

"Yo girl, It's St. Patricks Day and there are a sweat of bros in that bar." "Well I was going to pledge for that frat but I realized there was already a sweat of bros in there. Perhaps I will try knitting club."

by Boss Hoss 1242 March 26, 2018

Dick sweat

When a male human being has sex to hard and it gets sweaty 🥵

EWWWWWW you have dick sweat!!!

by darci hurt 😔 December 31, 2020