Stinky Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl and pretend you are going to ejaculate on her face. You tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. You then proceed to bring your ass up around her face and spray shit in and around her mouth.

Dude, last night I ate $40 worth of taco bell and gave this chick the stinky surprise. She started choking and had to go to the hospital!

by DMcgee March 30, 2009

Pussy surprise

When you are going down on a girl and she queefs in your mouth as your eating her out

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by A.Dangles February 26, 2009

Possum surprise

when your lover pretends to be asleep, then waits fo ryou to fall asleep, and shoves a possum up your butt.

I thought cindy was asleep last night until i woke up to a possum surprise!

by duke dynomite January 14, 2009

fudge surprise

Sticking you thumb in your partners butt then putting your thumb in your mouth with the "Fudge" on your thumb

Frank stuck his thumb in bobs ass and then put his thumb in his mouth and got a fudge surprise.

by lDjlSparks April 13, 2005

surprise attack

When you are banging a chick, usually missionary, and ask for doggy. You suddenly put it in the girls butt as a surprise attack. You can either continue with the cowboy and make her TAP OUT or just make her TAP OUT

The definition should be suffice...try it fellas the ass is a tasty treat. Force the surprise attack...it's fun

by bjdr2001 September 7, 2006

Topeka Surprise

Mailing human excrement to a friend which has been wrapped tidily in a plastic kitchen container. Place paper towels under and over the "surprise" so the contents may not be detected until the package is opened.

I believe my friend was fired from his job after he opened his FedEx package labeled "Topeka Surprise".

by thatsjustwrong July 30, 2010

barf surprise

A cuncoction of mustard, peanut m&m's, chocolate chip cookies, and water.

MMM that was good barf surprise.

by Paula & Christina. January 14, 2007