Danger-stroke

The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home

In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date

by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024

Hulk Stroke

"Hulk Stroke" is a sexual term referring to forceful and vigorous hand movements during manual stimulation, either on oneself or a partner. The intensity mimics the Hulk's raw, uncontrolled strength, where the stroking is so powerful that it risks causing discomfort, bruising, or injury if not tempered with care or communication. It’s often done with the idea of overwhelming stimulation but may cross into harmful territory without proper awareness of limits.

“Last night was wild— I got lost in the moment, and I unleashed my inner beast with some serious Hulk Strokes that left me breathless and bruised up"

- "Yo how are you so damaged."
- "I was hulk stroking"

by HomieIneedJesus October 2, 2024

Stroke twister

A sentence in Chinese that consists of character that have a relatively high stroke count.

I got dizzy reading Hóng Lóu Mèng when I encountered this total stroke twister.

by Leafletreef October 19, 2024

stroking it w/ both hands

when you're glazing someone so much, that its almost like you're putting double the work into it. - the more extreme version of "doing tricks on it"
extreme glazing.

"(artist) literally just released the best album ever"
"bro hop off, you're stroking it w/ both hands atp"

by kool4id November 6, 2024

Stroking

to sit around and do nothing for a period of time

Bro I haven't done anything all day, just been straight stroking tbh

by feelin like john pork December 3, 2024

Stroke Zone

When you are are in the "Red Zone" of scoring sexual intercouse with a woman.

I was in the stroke zone with jessica last night and totally choked it at the last second!

by fartjohnson December 9, 2024

Rusty Two Stroke

When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.

Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!

by SassyPirate December 30, 2024