super straight

where one feels the need to mock a community and out themself as transphobic. “super straight” aside from the mockery, means you do not date someone who is transgender. if you consider yourself “super straight”, you are homophobic, for the mockery, and transphobic. you are straight with a preference, “super straight” does not exist.

insecure male: i want to be transphobic

other insecure male: What is your idea?
insecure male: let’s call ourselves “super straight”, instead of straight with a preference

other insecure male: Ok. Good idea.

by i’m a furry March 7, 2021

Super Straight

Super Straight™ is a made up sexuality which means a man or a women who is only attracted to men or women that are cisgender males or females. This sexuality was a result of transphobic men with Super Small™ dicks getting so cocky that they think they can pull cis or trans women. The "sexuality" is transphobic because by saying you won't date trans men or trans women because they aren't "real" men or women is harmful to trans people so therefore transphobic.

Man with a small dick: i'm Super Straight™
Trans Man: Ew, do you have a crush on me or something?
Man with a small dick: What?
Trans Man: I'm biologically a woman

by huijun simp March 9, 2021

Straight Bawlen

Livin the good life, or Ghetto Fabolous, Feeling good.

Tyrone: Sup Jamal? How you b playa?
Jamal: Straight bawlen homie.

by JonnyC February 24, 2005

Straight capping

When someone is 100% lying through their teeth

Some dumbass: Pitbulls are so dangerous! They eat babies and kill people

An intellectual: You are straight capping, yes they have powerful jaws but they are a reflection of how they are raised. Obviously if you raise them to be violently, they will be dangerous. What kind of owners have you been hanging out with chump?

by Right_IsResponsibleForFakeNews August 22, 2020

straight jockin'

When a person; male or female is all up on the tip(in their business) of another. Most commonly refers to when a guy appears to be all about another guy.

Fred was straight jockin' Mike when he rolled up with his new car!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

super straight

a mental illness in which one, especially a male is transphobic

person 1: i’m super straight
person 2: that’s a weird way to spell fucking dumbsss

by margaret thatcher xxx March 6, 2021

straight rainbow

a person that acts homosexual but is not

Hey look at that straight rainbow he is trying to hit on that guy.

by T Simms February 3, 2006