I was sitting there squirrel handed watching TV.
by Nick Pawloski September 19, 2003
The Grizzly-Squirrel is the most dangerous creature that can exists all over the world. It lives in France, near Montpellier, and kills blondes female students. No one had seen the Grizzly-Squirrel and is alive yet.
Pamela : "Mike, if we meet this écureuil-grizzly, what will we do then ?"
Mike : "Don't worry ! You’re a woman, and me a strong man ! So you’ll hide while I’ll face the monster !"
Pamela : "OMG ! The mother fucking terrible Grizzly-Squirrel"
Mike : "AAAAaaaaah !!!" (goes away)
Mike : "Don't worry ! You’re a woman, and me a strong man ! So you’ll hide while I’ll face the monster !"
Pamela : "OMG ! The mother fucking terrible Grizzly-Squirrel"
Mike : "AAAAaaaaah !!!" (goes away)
by Moecco February 19, 2005
Something that doesn't exist in nature. Often used in connection to describe an unrealistic business desire to hire an employee with contradictory or impossible to find skills.
The company is Pink Squirrel hunting for their open position. They want someone who can work all day behind a desk, but loves working outside. In addition they want someone with a minimum 20+ years working in nano-tech and consumer GPS cell phone applications.
by Job247 March 13, 2010
by raezor March 23, 2004
A group of associates referred to as "squirrels" that gather to party their bushy little tails off. The Squirrel pack is always snowflakin', but never goats around. In simpler words... The squirrel pack is bad ass.
bystander 1: "Who are those snowflakin" mother fuckers?" Bystander 2: "Why, that's the squirrel pack, you silly goat!'
by Mama Squirrel January 09, 2009
An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.
by Mack Ice April 08, 2006
dead squir.rel (ded skwur'el) n., pl -rels
the remains of a used tampon/sanitary napkin left on the floor after your canine companion has mascerated it
the remains of a used tampon/sanitary napkin left on the floor after your canine companion has mascerated it
Dude 1 - "Whoa dude, what's that on the floor? It looks like something dead."
Dude 2 - "Cheese and rice...that dog is always chewing on dead squirrels."
Dude 2 - "Cheese and rice...that dog is always chewing on dead squirrels."
by lil' Miss Sunshine August 15, 2008