Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.
I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
Get the split parsonalitymug. When are too angry and about to explode into somebody or a group of people and can’t just bear it but if you exploded out may be it won’t be good as may cause a lot
Speaker 1: Man I wanna kill Mary she broke up with me yesterday and she is acting normal right now ... I can remember also when she ....
Speaker 2: Man split bombs and let’s have a cool drink right now
Speaker 2: Man split bombs and let’s have a cool drink right now
by The killer zone December 30, 2020
Get the Split Bombsmug. by Mig T December 15, 2016
Get the Splitmug. by Being Jake July 2, 2022
Get the Liquor splitmug. A derogatory trade term. Describing installer(s) of basic air conditioning split systems.
See also: “split bashing”
These types of systems are usually installed in a domestic dwelling and typically comprise one indoor and one outdoor unit, with interconnecting pipes and wiring. The term likely originated from the electrical equivalent known as “house bashing”
It insinuates that specific air conditioning engineers may lack understanding of the principles of refrigeration and other more complicated systems within the sector due to the simplicity and low risk involved with “split bashing” (installing small air conditioning systems).
An experienced “split basher” should be able to complete installation within one day and may see to conduct it with a laid back and optimistic “that’ll do” attitude, utilising only the minimum tools, equipment and effort necessary to get it to work. As a result, a true “bashed split” install may often look untidy or half finished and lack proper pipe and cable management systems.
See also: “split bashing”
These types of systems are usually installed in a domestic dwelling and typically comprise one indoor and one outdoor unit, with interconnecting pipes and wiring. The term likely originated from the electrical equivalent known as “house bashing”
It insinuates that specific air conditioning engineers may lack understanding of the principles of refrigeration and other more complicated systems within the sector due to the simplicity and low risk involved with “split bashing” (installing small air conditioning systems).
An experienced “split basher” should be able to complete installation within one day and may see to conduct it with a laid back and optimistic “that’ll do” attitude, utilising only the minimum tools, equipment and effort necessary to get it to work. As a result, a true “bashed split” install may often look untidy or half finished and lack proper pipe and cable management systems.
Steve: “He’s another split basher. Doubt he knows anything about the vapour compression cycle. He probably thinks enthalpy is a feeing of compassion”
by speedtoast July 7, 2020
Get the Split Bashermug. A sex act done in a threesome where one guy is getting a blow job (banana) and a rim job (split) at the same time.
I hooked up with twins last night. They didn't do anything with each other, but gave me a great banana split!
by Gerrold and Chauncey November 1, 2020
Get the Banana splitmug. by golfytiger August 10, 2018
Get the split pea soupmug.