Zero Sperm September

Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.

Derrick: “Heyo! Did you fail Zero Sperm September yet?
Andy: “Nope! Still going strong!”

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Sperming

The act of finishing on or in someone

Ex: Childe was sperming all over Zhongli when Signora caught them having adult fun time

by Reafley September 16, 2021

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When you're using your laptop that is resting on your lap and it gets really hot, causing your crotchial area to heat up

"Dude my laptop gave me a sperm boiler last night, so I couldn't climax very well"

by DefinitionGenius February 28, 2016

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A bitch that gets sperm from almost every guy she meets

That gurl your fuckin with is a sperm bitch so be sure that she dont got stds.

by Og_bitch May 18, 2020

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A alternative description of balls, testicles, scrotum, sacks, plums, eggs.

Oh, I pissed her off and she hit me straight in the sperm bags.

by Jaybee_87 September 20, 2020

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Noun. Someone who covers you in gentleman's relish. I.e., you don his sperm.

Example: Kevin is such a sperm donner. He covered my face when I wasn't expecting it!

by Jafloofly March 09, 2018

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A woman who has swallowed so much seamen that it makes her burp.

by karatejoe February 27, 2018

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