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soggy lunch dream

A soggy dream is basically a wet dream but where you shit yourself and cum and eat it for breakfast/lunch
Last night had the best soggy lunch dream it tasted wonderful
by popping shandy May 18, 2016
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Soggy Doggy

A sex act in which multiple males ejaculate onto and around the penis of another male before said genitalia is used to penetrate the anus of another male.
It is often said that an act of a sexual nature is not gay unless the scrotums of the involved parties come into contact. This is proved patently false when partaking in the Soggy Doggy.
by THE soggy doggy April 19, 2021
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Soggy cracker bottle

A group of men ejaculate in side the bottle and the person that ejaculates last has to drink it and eat it.
Ryan played soggy cracker bottle and lost so he had to drink it and eat it
by Jackson was here October 7, 2020
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Soggy Chip

When you get a nice chip ( noun Chip Ch-i-p British English)

And wipe it on a Moist minge. To get the flavour of the Fish and Chips. The opposite of a Well done Chip.
Mate i could do with some fish and chips, but I'm skint.

Why not ask your lass for a soggy chip?

Good idea. cheers mate!
by StreyCat July 30, 2022
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soggy garden

when the un-shaven vagina is particularly moist, it is thus called a soggy garden.
Person A: Dude, that chick had a soggy garden last night.
Person B: Oh man, I'll show you my soggy garden.
by Moist Flowers April 12, 2017
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soggy

To get intoxicated to the point where you can still keep a pleasant conversation with someone but are still pretty drunk.
"Yo Ben, are we getting soggy tonight?"
"yeah bud, we're getting super sogs"
by saskatooon July 20, 2015
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Mungo-Soggy

Noun: A semi-hard penis; when your dick is stuck in a state between hard and soft, and no matter what you do it won't go up anymore. Synonyms: Semi-hard, semi-flaccid
I had a hard on for an hour while I was waiting for the right time to go down on this girl, but when it finally came time to whip it out, I was Mungo-Soggy.
by Graychin May 20, 2020
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