Night Sock

A sock that a human male wears around his genitalia during the night as a preventative measure for the mess caused by a wet dream.

I'm so horny, I should probably wear a night sock tonight.

by Maxatax1029 June 6, 2015

Aloe socks

When you put a shit ton of aloe vera in a tube sock, wrap it around your wiener, and jerk yourself raw.

Hey Mike, the wife's out of town, are you wearing aloe socks tonight?

by Streakin Deacon December 8, 2016

omelette sock

A cum sock that is so crusty and so runny that you can crack it open like an egg and the rest of the jizz will pour out.

He's been single so long you know he's got an omelette sock under his bed!

by Whata-Man June 19, 2020

warm sock

A sock that was recently cam in.

Bro that is my warm sock

by Max well 1234567 August 27, 2017

homey sock

A pool ball inside a sock and then taped so it doesn't split when used as a weapon

That boy dropped when he got raped with that "homey sock "!

by The slyman March 8, 2020

mr socks

a canadian-lebanese genshin impact streamer and youtuber. he is very well-spoken and gives very good advice both in life and genshin. he is also very tall.

mr socks is streaming! cant wait to watch him farm vermillion for his xiao

by bananabreadbotox July 6, 2023

Blue socks

Socks people wear in psych wards that are emergency patients with serious problems.

It’s a bar from broken angel hospital by Sematary.

“Fuck a psych ward, I don't want no blue socks”

Man you’re crazy you deserve some blue socks. Don’t be like a jack ass or you’ll get run over.

by The messageman October 29, 2022