Smurfing

(v.) To paint oneself deep blue to appear as a Smurf, typically done in layers: Paint, blue food coloring, blue hair dye, and blue popsicles smeared all over the skin until it creates a nice paste that will stick and stain the skin.

"Alex was smurfing last night."

by Duck of the Luck October 22, 2025

Smurf farts

Tide Pod suppositories, an anally inserted Tide Pod

Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.

by Curly MFN B June 6, 2018

Smurfing

Surfing the web via Smart Phone. Especially when working for a company with a Web Washer.

Q: What have you gotten done at work today?

A: I've been Smurfing the local news, sports sites, Fark. So I've gotten a lot done. Work? Not really.

by john E Wad September 24, 2009

Smurf blower

a person who blows smurfs or someone i do not like
someone who likes big blue smurf cock

You Smurf blower

by anananon February 18, 2015

smurf

Something so small that it has to be referred to by using lame 80's cartoon show charaters.

There's a smurf in my...er...your pants.

by Obi July 13, 2003

Smurfing

The act of choking a female with a erect male member until her face turns blue.

Tristan; Dude, i totally was smurfing a bitch last night!

Max; Really?

Tristan; Yeah, she called me Papa.

by Scrobichrist March 21, 2016

Smurfing

In gaming, too play in a ranked division in a respective game that is much lower than your own allowing you to perform exceedingly well.

Damn man that player is smurfing we cant win

by BabyLayla December 13, 2019