"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."
by Realists June 2, 2022
Get the Licking Smurfmug. I was smurfing Smurfette last night.
by Mecrobmaster April 23, 2009
Get the Smurfingmug. a Zombie labeler, a clone, someone that tells you gossip and comments and watches you with their third camera eye and tries to get you selfconscious in a evil way as to block you from creatively being yourself...Minions of the New world Order , they are the base of the new "piramids" and they are dividing everyone and propagating hate for humanity. thei are basically bio survaillence cameras with a mouth, they were tought by their trapped system to be Sodomistic to others....
as a group, they are mental chaos and cannot be defeated by a single person telling comebacks....
as a group, they are mental chaos and cannot be defeated by a single person telling comebacks....
by NIU Davinci September 25, 2020
Get the Smurfmug. by TheEndDragon October 9, 2023
Get the Smurf Catmug. by Spicydougnut November 24, 2020
Get the Smurfedmug. by rockstar12345678 April 13, 2011
Get the Smurfedmug. When you take a dump large enough and with velocity in a porta potty that the blue water splashes up and gived your leather cheerio a kiss.
by SvenMacdirmada April 21, 2022
Get the smurf rim jobmug.