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Sideways Bacon Smile

Another term for a vagina, based on one's resemblance to two pieces of bacon arranged as to form a shape representative of a smile (turned sideways, no less.)
His womb ferret smashed into her sideways bacon smile.
by The Womb Ferret July 26, 2006
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smape

An incident involving unwanted and unsolicited erotic attention from the opposite sex. Derived from the commonly acknowledged term smut-rape.
She was unfortunately the victim of smape. She was very sad after she was smaped. Noone likes to be smaped. Damn smapers. Smape is a crime.
by Rishi Warmington September 3, 2005
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new york smile

To make someone place their open mouth on a curb, and stomp on the back of their head. The same thing as curb-stomping.
"You've got a New York Smile, Bitch!"
by the yellow house June 20, 2008
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permanent smile

Also known as a curb job or curbing. When you force someone to place their open mouth over the edge of a curb, then you stomp the back of their head, causing lovely devastating and even fatal damage to their skull.
"I'm gonna give this guy a permanent smile."
by Meegz January 5, 2004
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dan-smiertka

1. one who dresses like a complete fag.
ex. tight red/green/blue skinny jeans, low, vibrant colored v-necks and excessively high spiked hair.
"Dude, you look like dan-smiertka today with your new jeans and shirt."
"You might want to brush your hair. It's looking a little like dan-smiertka's."
by lllllaaaaaaalalala :) January 8, 2009
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Glasgow Smile

A Glasgow Smile Is A Nickname For The Practice Of Cutting A Victim's Face From The Edges Of The Mouth To The Ears. The Cuts, And The Scars They Leave, Form What Resembles To Be An "Extension" Of A Smile. Sometimes To Further Hurt Or Even Kill The Victim, They Would Then Be Stabbed In, Most Notably In The Stomach, So That The Face Would Be Ripped Apart When The Victim Screamed.
After The Victim Was Given A Glasgow Smile, The Victim Was Stabbed In The Abdomen And Let Out A Scream. This Caused The Victim To Rip Their Own Face Apart, Ensuring Their Death.
by ZackDiamond November 30, 2009
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Million-dollar smile

Typical smile of a person that has reached that point in his economical life when he doesn´t really have to think about money unless it is to check how much his networth has increased in the last month. Not to be confused with the 100-thousand-dollar smile, which is way less relaxed.
Have you seen Jeff lately since he became a firm´s partner? He´s totally got that relaxed million-dollar smile
by mariotol August 5, 2012
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