by slider_69 July 11, 2020
Get the Simp mug.sum girl: But I don't wanna be your minecraft girlfriend!
benjamin: but i can give you all the diamonds you need! *simps*
benjamin: but i can give you all the diamonds you need! *simps*
by music.lover078 March 4, 2020
Get the simp mug.one of the “bros” who stopped hanging out with all the bro’s to try to get some poon. usually named austin or reese
by gimmedatpussy999 January 2, 2020
Get the simp mug.A simple, sensitive man just looking for love. One who always apologizes and is the sweetest, most caring boy. Gets his feelings hurt very easily but is very aware of how he impacts other people. I love my simp.
by sufferingpuppet April 2, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A Simp is a person (most usually a male) who is too obsessed with girls, to a point where he can do literally anything for them only to get their attention.
These guys are the main reasons why girls don't value us boys anymore.
These losers start trying out their luck with any girl they come accross, doesn't matter if she's just slightly good looking or a total high profile goddess who's way outta their league.
They can do ANYTHING just to get a girlfriend or get laid.
Basically, simps are the pathetic despos who put Hoes before Bros
S - Suckers
I - Idolizing
M - Mediocre
P - Pussy
These guys are the main reasons why girls don't value us boys anymore.
These losers start trying out their luck with any girl they come accross, doesn't matter if she's just slightly good looking or a total high profile goddess who's way outta their league.
They can do ANYTHING just to get a girlfriend or get laid.
Basically, simps are the pathetic despos who put Hoes before Bros
S - Suckers
I - Idolizing
M - Mediocre
P - Pussy
Aaron :- Dude, that new guy in our class is head over heels before Janice, buying her stuff from the canteen and giving her expensive gifts. She doesn't even like him!
Barry :- That guy's a Simp dude. She's just playing along, extracting as much as she can from him. Then she'll just throw him away.
Barry :- That guy's a Simp dude. She's just playing along, extracting as much as she can from him. Then she'll just throw him away.
by IntenseJK November 24, 2021
Get the Simp mug.thing 1 " dude Tim is such a simp!"
thing 2 "yeah he tries so hard but that {bitch} Emily doesn't care about him,".
thing 2 "yeah he tries so hard but that {bitch} Emily doesn't care about him,".
by Linstanity628157 April 1, 2020
Get the simp mug.A male doormat. A simp is a man with such little self-worth that he basis his value on his ability to get laid and curry favour with women. Like the "nice guy", a simp is very Machiavellian and duplicitous in the sense that only act nice to get something in return. The two-faced nature of a simp's behaviour is completely transparent and everyone who isn't a simp can see them for the two-faced crawler that they are.
Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.
The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.
The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
Prince Harry is a simp.
by UDUser4820 November 26, 2020
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