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shop the chop

If you want to get some pussy, you'll have to shop the chop, cause if you get the chop, you'll get no pussy.
by griz October 17, 2004
mugGet the shop the chopmug.

wa-shop

A common term used to describe a chinese shop, a pc store or a chinese person. Originating from the Famous Leanne.
Other terms are Prawn Crackers or W.A shop
"Oh noes! Wa-shop is coming!"

"I'ma go buy some chow mein from the wa-shop bitch!"

"D'ya visit wa-shop, they got some great deals"

"Fuck! That fucking Wa-Shop is coming, HIDE!"
by Yasmin Yarrick July 24, 2008
mugGet the wa-shopmug.

Pussy shopping

When at the mall,grocery store,gas station ect.. and acting like your shopping but really are trying to get a women to take interest in you.
I'm telling you walking into the grocery store with my uniform on makes pussy shopping so easy, like shooting fish in a barrel
by Animal man March 25, 2013
mugGet the Pussy shoppingmug.

last turkey in the shop

Imagine the last saggy turkey hanging upside down in a shop window. Not a pretty sight.. This phrase can be used to describe a paticulrly ugly looking set of male genitals.
An old man appears on the television with no clothes on. "EW, TALK ABOUT LAST TURKEY IN THE SHOP!"
by Lauren-Marie October 18, 2008
mugGet the last turkey in the shopmug.

home shopping network

Peg Bundy's favorite place to shop.
by Anonymous June 20, 2003
mugGet the home shopping networkmug.

queef in a flower shop

I can smell a lie like a queef in a flower shop.
by Nokmin of Adonai December 19, 2005
mugGet the queef in a flower shopmug.

Shopping for Haggars with LBJ

Performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.
"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."
by wowie2010 April 13, 2010
mugGet the Shopping for Haggars with LBJmug.

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