shop rag

Rag used to clean dick after fucking a girl on her period

That's not a hand rag that's my shop rag

by Mutheryucka August 31, 2016

Shop Keeper

A woman or man who takes care of thier kids. A faithful a good person who takes care of the family.

I love women like her. She's a real Shop Keeper.

by RJ September 4, 2004

shop the chop

Looking for a slut ass hoe.

If you want to get some pussy, you'll have to shop the chop, cause if you get the chop, you'll get no pussy.

by griz October 17, 2004

last turkey in the shop

Imagine the last saggy turkey hanging upside down in a shop window. Not a pretty sight.. This phrase can be used to describe a paticulrly ugly looking set of male genitals.

An old man appears on the television with no clothes on. "EW, TALK ABOUT LAST TURKEY IN THE SHOP!"

by Lauren-Marie October 18, 2008

home shopping network

Peg Bundy's favorite place to shop.

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

queef in a flower shop

a lie; an untruth; a fallacy

I can smell a lie like a queef in a flower shop.

by Nokmin of Adonai December 19, 2005

sloppy shopping seconds

When a person goes shopping with one person, then goes shopping immediately after with a third person but has no interest in buying or looking at anything because they were all shopped out from the first trip.

Stephen went shopping with his nasty ex girlfriend for five hours, and his friend Shane got his sloppy shopping seconds for about 45 minutes before he quit.

by Chika March 30, 2010