Satan’s Tree Rat

House cat

Why would you allow a Satan’s Tree Rat climb on your dinner table, right after they use their litter box?

by thefarmersson November 08, 2023

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Satan’s Testicles

Very hot as in degrees

It’s as hot as Satan’s Testicles

by PUSSYFUCKER12345 June 02, 2019

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Hamas is not Satan, Ben

And you're not God, Jew.

Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2024

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Be gone satan

Something you say when satan is following/cursing you. Or when you want to get rid of him from your fridge or house.

Me: Who's there?!
Satan: It's me! SATAN!!! Die!!!
Me: Be gone SATAN!!! *makes a cross with my middle fingers*
Satan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Rip Satan, he got oofed*

by DaOneAndOnlyYandere December 04, 2019

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Satan Nigger Rape Madness

The best protein power. Gets you high and your hopes too, you aren’t reaching that fucking deadlift you fucking fatass.

P1”hey have you tried Satan Nigger Rape Madness? It helped me get my 90kg deadlift in!”
P2 “my fucking negro… that’s the basic fucking deadlift weight normal people could lift”

by AnalbeadLicker553 January 10, 2025

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