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Desperation Salad

A pile of resin and marijuana scraped and foraged from other discarded sources; dirty bowls, old roaches, keef from grinder, etc, for when no actual bud is available.
Our weed is all gone right now, but at least there's enough crap to gather up around here to pack a bowl of Desperation Salad.
by luckydespot June 23, 2009
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Chuqe Salad

A fictional character designed to meet the musical needs of the masses, and is often represented by the American band Chuqe Salad.
by Whoopey July 18, 2009
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Salad Chicken

Any lettuce-based salad that has strips of chicken placed on or in it. Used to describe a salad that includes chicken while avoiding the term "Chicken Salad," which is more generally used to describe the delicious mayonaise-based paste that is either a topping for salad or the inside of a sandwich.
Dumb Guy: Ooh! Look! Theres some chicken salad in the cafeteria!

Smart Guy: No jackass, thats Salad Chicken. Chicken Salad is the stuff your mom makes for sandwiches."

Dumb Guy: Oh.
by Grizogi January 20, 2010
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Queso Salad

A delicious American dish made by mixing queso dip and baby tortilla chips/crumbs together in a bowl and eating them with a spoon or fork.

Created as a response to tough economic times when one cannot simply go out and buy a new bag of tortilla chips when all of the fully-functional and unbroken tortilla chips have already been eaten.
"Dude, I can't get any good dips out of all these broken chips at the bottom of the bag. Want to make some Queso Salad?"

"Whoa! Hey bud, why are you about to throw away all of those baby chips at the bottom of that bowl? Don't you know the Native Americans used every part of the buffalo and wasted nothing? Use every part of that dish and make some Queso Salad!"
by kingqueso June 4, 2009
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salad gash

the gunk that collects around the top of salad cream bottles with a snot like quality
"george dear, please pass me the salad cream to put upon the top of my new potatoes"

"I'm afraid I can't dear, there's too much salad gash in it"
by beroxro October 20, 2009
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iceberg salad

A sexual act involving the insertion of ice into the anus while performing analingus. See tossed salad.
George scooped a few pieces of ice with his tongue and then gave Danny an iceberg salad.
by Christophales January 6, 2008
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Caveman Salad

To masturbate onto the pubic hair of a man or woman and the proceed to lick it up, as if it was dressing on a salad.
He likes it when she caveman salads and cleans up the mess.
by RCHNG February 9, 2009
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