rusty bong hitter

when someone place their asshole on the mouthpeice of a bong, then presents it to one of their friends, leaving him/her with a dirty surprise

dude, josh unloaded a huge crunch, then gave shane a dirty rusty bong hitter

by Jihad Muhhomed May 12, 2007

rusty johnson

The appearance of one's penis after you have had intercourse with your menstruating girlfriend/acquaintance/spouse.

"Wow, I really got a rusty johnson after slamming her when she was on the rag."

by BBBMD November 27, 2007

Rusty Bagel

When you eat a red heads butthole and her anus is extremely hairy (hence the rust)!

Yo tyler did you see that redhead! I'd give her a rusty bagel

by Isaac Lustig August 5, 2017

rusty bobby

when you are having gay sex and you decide to fart in the sexual partners asshole. you then proceed to have sex with a fucking donkey. while you are jerking off to the intercourse between a dog and a hamster. if you havent had enough of that, then you just so happen to suck hard cock between two old men with saggy balls. you then like to give your daddy an angry unicorn and then spew bloody feces all over his face. if thats enough, he also likes to shove a corona up his dirty stretched asshole. he likes to finger his butthole while he shoves a sharpie marker up his loose ass and suck the balls of his dog while his cat spews queefs all over his cucumber.

oh my god, that sick mother fucker just gave that kid an rusty bobby. i mean seriously, that was some sick fucking shit. he nutted all over bobbys face.

by burntash January 11, 2008

rusty trombone

when you have eaten beans and as a result have mud butt,the feamle simutaneously licks the anal cavity while giving her all at a reach around

my shit was a little runny so she used a clothespin to put on her nose as she enjoyed giving a rusty trombone, now if thats not defication i dont know what is

by balls to tha wall April 19, 2006

Rusty Poodle

The Rusty Poodle was invented by Kevin Maher back in 2005 after a conversation took place at a Financial company with an elderly client who enjoyed discussing her dog, Rusty The Poodle.

After recognizing the potential sexual implication that a Rusty Poodle could have, he found it necessary to immediately define it.

Rusty in sexual terms often refers to the anus, as in "Rusty Sheriff's Badge" and/or "Rusty Trombone"

Poodles are a breed of dog with the most prominent identifying feature of extremely curly hair.

Therefore, a Rusty Poodle can best be descibed as such:

"While a man sexually penetrates his partner in the anus, he simultaneously shaves his pubic hairs. Once a significant pile of pubic hairs has formed, the man then removes his penis and dips it into the pile of shaved pubic hairs.

The man then requests that his partner orally service him, and in turn the partner will taste not only their own anus, but the pubic hairs that were shaven."

"Rusty" refers to the ANUS, while "Poodle" refers to PUBIC HAIRS.

Used in a sentence, Rusty Poodle can be employed as both a VERB and a NOUN.

NOUN - "I can't wait to give my girlfriend a Rusty Poodle tonight."

VERB - "I am going to Rusty Poodle that bitch tonight!"

See Definition Above for uses as both a VERB and a NOUN.

"I can not wait to give my girlfriend a Rusty Poodle tonight"

"I plan on Rusty Poodling her the best I ever have!!"

by Kevin Maher November 12, 2007

rusty trumbone

when a girl tosses a guys salad and does a reach around at the same time.

(reach around is a hand job from behind and tossing salad is lick the hole)

dude that chick just gave me a rusty trumbone, what a whore

by c knock April 11, 2006