Jacks my Rabbit

1. An expression of irritation or aggravation towards the subject.

2. An expression of excitement, arousal, or general enthusiasm toward the subject.

1. Gosh I hate when people cut in front of me at Starbucks, those bastards really jack my rabbit.

2. Golly, that new chick at the Starbucks is so hot, she really jacks my rabbit!

by FeedtheReavers May 3, 2010

Hit the Rabbi

1. Mess up royally
2. screw the pooch
3. embarrassing mistake/awkward interaction
4. fuck up ftw

My colleague sure "hit the rabbi" at the meeting today.

My stepsister can't drive; she needs a lesson on driving or else she will "hit the rabbi".

We made fun of my grandma, she sure knew "how to hit the rabbi" at the dinner table.

Man, I really hit the rabbi at work today. I'll be surprised if I'm still here tomorrow after my boss finds out what happened.

by Mello dawg January 17, 2012

arse like a rabbit's nose

A way of describing your anus when you've had too much vindaloo and beer the night before

Sorry dude couldn't make it for lunch, got an Indian takeaway and a six pack of Guinness last night and I've had an arse like a rabbit's nose since this morning, it hasn't stopped twitching

by Big Jack's Bollocks July 7, 2017

paul o’rabies

Paul O’Rabies is referring to Paul O’Grady after gaining a disease from ‘hugging’ too many dogs (unknown if he does have rabies or not, but it’s funny)

Person one: you heard that Paul O’Grady has got a disease from hugging too many dogs

Person two: you mean Paul O’Rabies?

Person one: are you kidding me (dies from laughter)

by BillCipher27 November 12, 2017

Monkey and Rabbit Theory

The Monkey and Rabbit Theory is a metaphor used to describe the ongoing battle and relationship between sexual humor and gross potty humor in TV Shows, and Movies.

Monkeys are the gross humor.
Rabbits are the sexual, and more sexually dirty humor.

Originating from the song “Animal Crackers In My Soup” by Shirley Temple.

Watched a comedy show. It had potty humor and sexual humor. Wasn’t sure what to think of this show. Kind of confusing.
It’s basiclly The Monkey and Rabbit Theory.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

Disney's first cartoon. Predecessor to Mickey Mouse. He also has a FNF mod.

I miss Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

by the random. November 2, 2021

rabid

1. Very horny.
2. Extremely kinky. Bondage is a must.

1. She was so rabid, she ripped off my pants and shirt after 3 minutes of being home.
2. I am feeling quite rabid, maybe I will put on my naughty nurse outfit and strip for my boyfriend.

by |Holly| August 13, 2006