Q-tip

A deadly weapon used to destroy your ear.

He was bleeding after that terrorist used a q-tip on him.

by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017

Far q

Word you use when you don't/ can't say fuck you

"Far q johnyy!"

by BrockLee789 June 13, 2017

Q-tip

A Q-tip is used to clean debris out of one's urethra

I had sex, now I must cleanse my weiner hole with a Q-tip.

by Jakobie Jacobson the third April 20, 2018

q

The word usually used to greet someone in chat's (like old IRC chatrooms).

S: q all
M: hey!

by sadnessbutpainless February 18, 2018

chocolate q-tip

When you stick your finger up your wet, sharty asshole, then proceed to stick it in someone's ear.

Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.

by RedditSucks September 12, 2016

chocolate q-tip

Stick your finger up your wet, sharty bum, then put that finger in your girl's ear and wiggle it a bit

Wife was NOT happy when I gave her a chocolate q-tip last night.

by zer0t3ch September 11, 2016

give yourself a q

A vine that a gay kid named Hector says

Hector : give yourself a q
Kid : shutup you gay faggot touch my computer one more time and I will beat the shit out of you

by roman reigns superman punch sp September 8, 2016