Premature God Damn it Moment

1) Saying god damn it only to find out whatever you thought wasn't going to work out worked out or you ended up somewhere or in some circumstance that was better than you had planned.

Adam: ugh god damn it I so wanted to go to Sonic for my birthday lunch!

- Drives to a shopping center to find a Cheesecake Factory-

Adam: what was I so mad for? The Cheesecake Factory is Better than what I had planned!

Friend: you just had a premature god damn it moment.

Adam: -prays- sorry god I spoke too soon!

by Adathorrules January 12, 2012

Premature detonation

similar to radar ass, ony worse. Premature Detonation occurs when you enter the bathroom, and you cant hold the shit/piss anymore.

*enters the bathroom*
OH FUCK, ITS GONNA BLOW!!! damm the premature detonation

by Anister October 19, 2012

Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.

Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.

by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018

Primal Male

Naturist Movement in the early 1970's. Very close to the belief that we are animals, embrace it, but since the Human animal can think, make decisions, and control-these facts hold the Human more accountable to the Creator.

Sexually, the Male follows the laws of nature and will wait for the invite by the female. This movement was very monogomous! Family-wise, they tend to pack and will care for eachother's children when need be. The Females are rather strong willed, and the Male altho respected by the females, hold the place of defender/sire/lover/and father. Noticible in this Naturistic movement is the Male's enjoyment of the young, and not only his own. Children hold the highest place in the social stucture and their development, physically and emotionslly is paramont.

The Move died out for most the part with the onslaught of 1970-80 "ME" generational ideology. Altho there are pockets of this little known Naturistic group, the fashion-set "Nudist" movement has overwhelmed this tradional-Nature based Naked Society group.

Primal males ar not Nudists, they are Naturists.

by Primal Male October 10, 2008

Sacrifice to the Primal Gods

When eight or more black men hung like horse's with testicles as large as potato's(Also known as Them) capture, strip, violate, rape, then mutilate the body of a Female girl from ages 15 to 85 by beating them to death with there freakishly long horse penis' while they die of internal hemoraging. Then they proceed to empty the semen from there ball bags onto the once living corpse and burn the milky gooey body as they dance and praise the horse penis gods.

Wow that girl was once living until "THEM" decided her time to be ritualized had come. She was Sacrifice to the Primal Gods.

by MRagnorts June 10, 2009

Premature Paculation

Is a condition that occurs while playing Miss Pacman and/or Pacman when a player prematurely eats a power pellit before any ghost are near, resulting only 0 ghost being eaten. The condition most commonly occurs in early boards.

Josh: "I'm not going to get my extra man this board because of premature paculation."

Jon: "Yeah, you suck!"

by VreeJ August 22, 2007

premade

A term created by those with little to no brain power to replace the word "Organized" or "Org" as premade was found to be easier to type out or say than Org.

OMG another premade BLIZ WTF

by Talin January 9, 2007