Twitter Position

An opinion held by an individual that is well crafted for a particular audience on the internet; i.e Twitter, but cannot be expressed fully by that individual outside of that platform

John's just sharing a Twitter Position, ask him a follow up question and watch him crumble.

by TwitterPositionTM(23.11.21) November 23, 2021

Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.

"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?

by Dr.Crow February 27, 2023

Cult of Positive Vibes

Created in Croatia on the fourth of March 2023 by the PSN account VitoTheHunter is a cult based on the fact that winning a round of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege can only be produced if every member of the team has positive thoughts. At the beginning of each round, all team members must first pray to our savior Jesus Christ for their victory and also for the victory of the enemy team. By performing this ritual, the chances of winning increase by 75%, and positive thinking will contribute an additional 24.9%. As the statistics tell us, even 80% of the rounds played by the members of this cult resulted in victory.

Vito: Think positive

Lihta: "kills two of the enemys"
Lovre: "dies"
Matija: "Ensures victory"
Lihta: "Writes about Cult of Positive Vibes on the urban dictionary"

by So let's say hypothetically March 4, 2023

the position of a expensive urine within the washroom

The place where a expensive toliet is put, usually in a washroom.

I love the position of a expensive urine within the washroom, it’s so thoughtful!

by rewszdfrfcvhyiuygvbnijnokk Raw June 12, 2024

Ohio Bat & Cat Position

The sexual act of rescuing a hoe (paying her extra cash) and then holding both her ankles and dangling her upside down like a bat and forcing her to suck your dick until you spunk into her mouth, while she braids strands of your body hair into a tail to yank on.

Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"

Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"

by i megum 6 June 20, 2024

Position attitude

It is the position where Curtis can't spell. So he'll go through all the effort to add it to urban dictionary. Then Screenshot the meaning of it and add it to the group to show you what it means

Bring a position attitude to the Saturday Slaughter

by Staggaz12 July 11, 2024

Live Positive

Phrase found amongst HIV+ people in the UK, who choose to embrace life and positivity rather than spiral into suicidal thoughts and depression

I choose to Live Positive, its a disease, not a death sentance.

by Tryagainguy1234 July 25, 2024