poon connoisseur

One that knows what good poon taste like because he has had so many women to taste.

Paul is one poon connoisseur, he has had every woman in the work place, even the cleaning ladies!!

by Clamer August 26, 2017

POON-STIRRING

THE MULTI-HOUR PRACTICE OF INSERTING THE MALE ORGAN (MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE PENIS) INTO THE FEMALE GENATELIA (MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE VAGINA, THE TWAT, OR THE PUSSY.) (NOT COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE VAN DELL)

1. HEY BRO, I TOOK THIS CHICK HOME AND DID SOME SERIOUS POON-STIRRING ON HER LAST NIGHT.
2. I WANNA DO SOME SERIOUS POON-STIRRING ON HER!

by PROFESSOR C-YA May 12, 2009

poon candy

Food used during sex that resembles a dick, such as a banana.

Guy 1: I just fucked my girlfriend with a banana!
Guy 2: That my friend would be poon candy.

by cracker08 January 22, 2010

Poon Swaggled

The female version of being "cock blocked," i.e. interfering with a woman's ability to get game

Jennifer told me she was planning to spend the whole morning naked with Derrek, until his roomate showed up unannounced and poon swaggled her.

by Hanabachi-chan October 15, 2010

slaying the poon

Fucking pussy hard, like a Quinn would.

Wow I heard Quinn was slaying the poon last night!

by Quinn Fern May 23, 2016

poon sack

a fat women's vagina

"I totally hit that poon sack last night."
"Ew, dude."

"I totally did Emily last night. She was great in bed, but she kinda had a poon sack."

by poonsacksdude August 8, 2009

justin poon

Gay

You are extremely Justin Poon today

by Big dick harvey April 18, 2018