POON-STIRRING

THE MULTI-HOUR PRACTICE OF INSERTING THE MALE ORGAN (MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE PENIS) INTO THE FEMALE GENATELIA (MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE VAGINA, THE TWAT, OR THE PUSSY.) (NOT COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE VAN DELL)

1. HEY BRO, I TOOK THIS CHICK HOME AND DID SOME SERIOUS POON-STIRRING ON HER LAST NIGHT.
2. I WANNA DO SOME SERIOUS POON-STIRRING ON HER!

by PROFESSOR C-YA May 12, 2009

poon snatcher

a person who steals the pussy you've been beatin on.

you dumb cunt. why the fuck would you go and be a dumb poon snatcher. you know ive been fuckin her for the past month.

by franchise81791 November 13, 2007

poon connoisseur

One that knows what good poon taste like because he has had so many women to taste.

Paul is one poon connoisseur, he has had every woman in the work place, even the cleaning ladies!!

by Clamer August 26, 2017

slaying the poon

Fucking pussy hard, like a Quinn would.

Wow I heard Quinn was slaying the poon last night!

by Quinn Fern May 23, 2016

bloody poon

When a teenage girl menstruates on a teenage boys face and mouth

OH MY GOD SHE BLOODY POONED ON ERIC!!

by Bloody poon November 14, 2011

feh' poon

To get a spare when bowling

WHooOO YeahHH man you done feh' poon!!!

by wmike145 July 20, 2003

Poon Monkey

A polite way of calling a man a bitch; The act of being a bitch in front of your friends; A fellow homie acting like a bitch!

"Hey, get the beers in the fridge - no dibs... C'mon, stop being a Poon Monkey!"

by Gangsta_Lean March 9, 2010