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bloody poon

When a teenage girl menstruates on a teenage boys face and mouth
OH MY GOD SHE BLOODY POONED ON ERIC!!
by Bloody poon November 14, 2011
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feh' poon

To get a spare when bowling
WHooOO YeahHH man you done feh' poon!!!
by wmike145 July 20, 2003
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Poon Swaggled

The female version of being "cock blocked," i.e. interfering with a woman's ability to get game
Jennifer told me she was planning to spend the whole morning naked with Derrek, until his roomate showed up unannounced and poon swaggled her.
by Hanabachi-chan October 15, 2010
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poon sack

"I totally hit that poon sack last night."
"Ew, dude."

"I totally did Emily last night. She was great in bed, but she kinda had a poon sack."
by poonsacksdude August 8, 2009
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poon candy

Food used during sex that resembles a dick, such as a banana.
Guy 1: I just fucked my girlfriend with a banana!
Guy 2: That my friend would be poon candy.
by cracker08 January 22, 2010
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slaying the poon

Wow I heard Quinn was slaying the poon last night!
by Quinn Fern May 23, 2016
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Poon Monkey

A polite way of calling a man a bitch; The act of being a bitch in front of your friends; A fellow homie acting like a bitch!
"Hey, get the beers in the fridge - no dibs... C'mon, stop being a Poon Monkey!"
by Gangsta_Lean March 9, 2010
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