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Polish Movie Night

To make air popped popcorn with your sexy blonde female partner and insert grass fed, unsalted butter into her vagina and ask her nicely to squat over the bowl of popcorn until the butter has Melted over it, followed by any sexual act resulting in at least one orgasm and then watching a movie while eating the delicious popcorn.
My girlfriend and I had a polish movie night last night.
by Greene Link September 3, 2019
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polish the hairy goblin

It refers to when someone masturbates, specifically a nerdy computer geek type.
"Just taking a break from World of Warcraft to polish the hairy goblin".
by ForceGrip86 May 12, 2011
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polish holy water

Polish holy water can get you drunk AND sterilize a wound, so it's a true miracle.
by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020
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polish corn dog

When someone puts a roll of pennies into a condom( ties the ends), then lubes it with ketchup and mustard and then proceeds to fuck someone in the ass with it and yell..."OOOOYEAH CORN DOGGY DOGGY" and then eats the crusts off of the sides of a piece of bread.
Mark asked me asked me to do the Polish corn dog with him...
I didn't say no.
by Rincryo November 7, 2017
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polish titty twister

A polish titty twister is when you pour hot melted butter all over a pregnant woman's giantacular chesticles, then applying car battery clamps to her hershey kiss nips, all while having her slob on your knob until you reach orgasm at which point you violently twist the clamps to induce severe milkage.
"dude i gave that pregumundo cholo hoe a mondo polish titty twister!"
by Polishmilkjug December 22, 2013
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Polish Water Tower

A sexual act involving a male (or female) standing on top of a ladder and ejaculating or squirting onto a willing recipient below.
She stood atop the ladder and gave me a Polish Water Tower
by theycallmeyungdaggerdick April 26, 2020
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Polish cigar roller

A woman of Polish descent, usually in the early part of the 20th century, who rolled cigars in highly sensual, alluring, and provocative ways. Often at the behest of the Detroit crime syndicate.
Kristin: My great grandmother was a Polish cigar roller!
David: Oo, I bet she was!
by DrSolo47 December 22, 2018
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